this man needs to be protected at all costs
oh baby talk dirty to me
PETE WENTZ, ACTUAL OVEREXCITED PUPPYDOG
autumn out boy with their hit song grand theft fall
Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.
tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.
cheeky bit of research for a text post
science side of tumblr will I ever leave 2005
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge
Reblog for Star Trek.
Ignore for a soul-crushing sense of being alone in the universe.
where can i buy this
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life